Schools Don’t Teach

September 9, 2008

A sketch with a song parody of Madonna’s “Papa Don’t Preach” centering around Bristol Palin’s pregnancy.

SCHOOLS DON’T TEACH

Lights up on BRISTOL PALIN and SARAH PALIN.

SARAH
Oh, Bristol, you have really screwed things up for me.

BRISTOL
I know, mom.

SARAH
I could be vice president and you have to go and get knocked up.

BRISTOL
I know, mom.

SARAH
What do you have to say for yourself?

Bristol grabs a microphone.  To the tune of Madonna’s “Papa Don’t Preach” –

BRISTOL
(singing)
Mama, I know you’re going to be upset
Cause you’re running for vice president
And you know by now
I’m havin’ a baby.
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Text Bomb

August 25, 2008

Here is a sketch I wrote regarding Barack Obama text messaging his choice for vice president.  It was the opening sketch to the Improv Olympic Show Big News on August 24:

TEXT BOMB

BILL, APRIL, HARRIET and CHARLIE sit around a table at a bar after a long day of work.

APRIL
Did you guys see the ad that Obama put out about John McCain’s houses?

BILL
McCain doesn’t even know how many houses he has!

CHARLIE
(trying hard to fit in)
Yeah, what a douche.  Obama’s, like, so much better.  He’s totally gonna win. Read the rest of this entry »